Monday, April 03, 2006

Diggin' in Deep

Noel looked at her handiwork (a.k.a. poop) tonight and proclaimed, ‘Awww. It’s cute!”
Prodding me to reply: “Do ya wanna keep it?” (facetiously of course).

Disappointingly, she said, ‘Yes.”

I had to dig myself out of that hole quickly and thus replied, “Well poops are yucky and squishy.”
She countered with, “Silly putty is squishy.”

I closed my argument with, “Yes, but silly putty isn’t stinky.”

See what I get myself into?
;)

9 comments:

Kat E said...

Oh my god. I think this is the best thing you've ever posted.

rebekah said...

yeah what kat said

i thought coco already had a pet?

:)

BeckyBumbleFuck said...

Kat E:
What? You relate? ;)
(Thanks. :D )

Rebekah Darrling:
*laughing* Yes, and her pet is STILL alive after many months, even. Thanks. ;)

Fishlamp:
*ponders* Yeah, we could use a lawyer in the family...or a plumber. ;)

Lever said...

LOL You get yourself into... well, into the poop :p

Mummy/Crit said...

My counter argument to the silly putty problem is "yes, it is, and you're not allowed to keep that either"

Jay said...

It's your own fault, really. What have you been feeding her?

BeckyBumbleFuck said...

My Lever:
I DO, don't I?
*laughing*

Mummy/Crit:
*huge grin*
Clever woman. You're right: silly putty can be a b@itch when applied to the wrong thing...say upholstrey. ;)

Miss Jay:
A-HA!! You ARE a Mom...or you just have an intuitive gift for comprehending the Mom guilt complex: I do pretty much feel that everything's my fault. :)

searchingforMrDarcy said...

Wow you really walked into that one. Well least you got out of it.

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