BeckyBumblefuck Blogging?

Really, there's no time for this new pet. But it's so irresistable...
And blogging has GOT to increase my hip-rating (yo, just rationalize away...)

You, know, the East coast smells so much more than the midwest, and I don't mean in a pleasant way. Why must there BE so many frequent, unpleasant odors? OK, ok. Yes the midwest does have it's manure issues, but at least it's limited to a specific time of year. But in the east coast's favor, grocery stores of the East coast completely *rock* the buildings that they're passing off as marts in the midwest. The food is just so much more yummier and interesting, and not even stupidly priced, as you might expect. One request, though, East coast marts: can't you have a nice grid pattern? You're so screwed if you follow the windy paths of certain unnamed stores and have the late epiphany that you've run out of carrots. You're stuck redoing the entire trip, if you neglect to pick up something (such as carrots) which were placed near the entrance of the store. Maybe East coasters don't even know that there is a better, more logical way to set up their stores because they're so used to that crap when they're out driving. There's no use even trying to muster some sense of direction or use logic when navigating the streets. It can be pretty ugly without a nice, lovely grid pattern (props, Chicago!)