-buy stash of variety of Halloween chocolate (all chocolate-based, of course)
CHECK
-don bat ring
CHECK
-hang ghost and Frankenstein lights
CHECK
-buy daughter costume that will inspire extra generosity during trick-or-treating
CHECK
-light Halloween candles
CHECK
-rent slasher movie
CHECK
-buy skeleton cookie cake with gummy brains for Halloween party
CHECK
-have strong, hunky man to retrieve laundry from dungeon-style basement and consume enough candy to rescue me from gaining 5 pounds
*sigh*
Pa
3 years ago
7 comments:
Bugger. I know that feeling. Mine's still not here either...
LMAO, er excuse me, princess, but WHO ate a whole bag of butterfinger to divert five pounds of chocolate & peanut butter deliciousness from your sweet hips to their own? LOL ;)
Anyways, tell everyone that your strong & hunky laundryman would have to be about 4 feet tall... go on, tell 'em... what bloggers have all the dimensions of an umpa lumpa??? *laughing*
I'm sure you can find some dirty old men online who'd pay to have your excess Halloween candy shipped to them... in fact, you can find some dirty old men who'll pay a young woman for damn near anything.
Better luck next year!!
Although frankly, I thought your accomplishment of the rest of the list was pretty impressive.
Fishlamp:
:D
Big Ed:
Well, at least I know I can depend on you for chocolate, intake. Sweet. ;)
Mummy/Crit:
Lady, you are a saint, in my estimation. I think you need to drop the nice, paperwork angle and march in there and point out that they are hindering true love. They won't be able to resist you...
My Lever:
LMAO.
Yes, babe-you DID rescue me from at least an entire bag of candy. And yes, the basement is short. I, too, have knocked my head down there...(so then I'm dazed, confused and scared shitless that something is going to jump out at me.) *sigh*
SPFASM:
Nice one with the name....LMAO!
ANd I suppose I WASN"T appreciating the intenet for all of its resources...but as you can tell, I haven't been hanging on the internet all too much lately. *sigh* I'll write you soon...
Jay:
Thanks lady. Overall it was still a success, I'd say...
yes your basement is scary. Corse if there is still mold in your room there are worse things. Your landlord sucks
SFMD:
Well, the mold saga reached a conclusion actually. I was super-assertive about it, and since the landlord had JUST popped out another child(!!!!), she just went along with me. My room is now mold-free....however, the washer and dryer still haven't been sorted....
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