Wednesday, January 11, 2006

The last bit of the Top 10 Things I meant to Blog about during the Holidays

5.) The rift in language between American and British English is deeper than I had suspected. I think the British make their language cuter. They have a proclivity to add "ie" or "y" to the ends of words (such as Curly Wurly) and add extra vowels (famously, "u"). Oh, and their tendency to give suspicious names to yummy foods hasn't gone unnoticed either...such as "clotted cream", "spotted dick", and "bangers and mash". Of course, they also hide terrible foods behind seemingly innocuous names: white pudding, for instance. Then there's the confusion associated with words such as "pudding" and "tea". To an American, these both specify a single food or drink item, while to an Englishman pudding could mean dessert or various different foods ranging from blood and fat sausage to a bready accompaniment to roast beef, and tea could indicate a meal, a drink, or a fancy between-meal snack.

4.)Written during one of the flights to Rochester, NY from London...
It took the bankrupting of an airlines for me to realize the drama of the past day. As I sat listening to the most heartfelt Safety Speech I’d ever heard accompanied by a large dose of meaningful looks, I started to sum up what I’d seen, heard, and experienced. Our hostess named December took pictures of her friends while we were boarding and explained that they had been informed on Tuesday of the demise of Independence Airline. She was not the only one I observed making tearful last goodbyes, expounding on future plans, and expressing surprise and sadness at the situation. It felt odd observing the life-changing events whilest harboring my personal desires to be wisked home to my daughter. Certainly, missing her was one of the 2 reasons for my own drama. The other was for wont of my sweetheart. Leaving him caused me to cry in 2 countries, and in 2 states resulting in a pounding headache. I dehydrated myself and resultingly, drank a liter of water between flights.

3.) Inspired by a recent viewing of Dreamer-the 2005 movie with Dakota Fanning, Noel rode on Hocus Pocus the horse all by herself while visiting our family in Virginia. Before boarding she said, "I want to race!"; once in the saddle, she told Hocus Pocus, "Go slowly." That's my girl.

2.) I received both a radar/laser detector and a speeding ticket (in that order) over the holiday. I figured my brother who got me the detector was taking the piss out of me (I hadn't asked for one), but then again just maybe I deserved it.

1.) My trip to England made patently clear that I miss Noel when she's not around. I was heartbroken by the end of the trip and vowed that she needed to go with me in the future to experience wading in the sea with tall, rubber boots, the super cool Natural History museum with a movement sensing, life-sized T. Rex, the Castles (she's into queens and kings), and hikes in the forest.

Anyways, cheers to Virginia and England...both lovely destinations for the holidays....

11 comments:

Lever said...

LMAO Words ending in "y" and "ie" huh? Well a Mutin on the Bount wouldn't be quite so cool would it? And then there's Dustin Hoffman in "Tootsie"... now THAT's not an English film darling ;)

And cheers to you for gracing this country with your presence, dear girl, though I'm glad Noel's got her mum back :)

rebekah said...

i THOROUGHLY enjoyed that.

"go slowly" hehehe. girl after my own heart ...

i like the way you think, dear heart ....

BeckyBumbleFuck said...

My Lever:
Yes, we have the occasional "ie" ending but, I'm sticking to my guns, you're CUTE over there. ;)

Rebekah Lady:
:D
Aw, v. good. I like to induce pleasure. :D

Famous Big Ed:
"Cheers" is right. ;)

Groucho Castaneda said...

hbmrqfGiven that white and black pudding are two of my absolute favorite breakfast items, I think it bears pointing out that calling something a "pudding" refers to the process by which it's made - i.e., mixing a thick liquid (like blood or milk) with small pieces of a solid (rice, bread, or - in the case of Jello - finely ground bone marrow) then boiling the mixture so that you're left with nothing but the little bits of solid bound by the emulsifier from the liquid (milkfat or blood fibrine).

So there you have it - whether it's rice and blood or bread and fat, it's all yummy PUDDING! Did I mention that I always order an extra side of black pudding when I go to my corner diner? Mmmm... bloody yummy goodness!

Now, if you want something *really* fun, you need to go to a really authentic Chinese restaurant and get something that has "blood cakes" in it. That would be blood pudding made with gelatin (fine ground bone marrow), meaning that what you end up with is dark burgundy vampire Jello. It's what Bill Cosby would be shilling if he were undead.

Tasty!

BeckyBumbleFuck said...

My god.
Remind me to come to you the next time I have a nonsensical food craving. You certainly know how to obliterate an appetite with those sorts of descriptions, mister.

...Did I mention, GROSS!!

Brom said...

I was in an office in the USA once trying to recount something that happened in Walmart the night before. I started off by saying "I was queuing up with my trolley", and a voice from behind a partition who sensed the listners confusion announced... "He was waiting in line with his cart"

BeckyBumbleFuck said...

Brom!!!
HI! Good to see you, mate. ;)
Anyways, yes, you have me LMAO....us Americans are slow...don't confuse us further with talk of tolleys and such. ;)
:D

Keeefer!!!
YAY! Another long, lost friend! It's definitely "long lost friend day": I just got a call from someone who I hadn't heard from in a year...but anyways....

:D LMAO...Yes, December was certainly destined for heartbreak in January....

And no worries about voicing your frustrations with the American version of English. I'm sure I've already heard it all from Lever, anyways. ;) SO go to it...I wouldn't be insulted.

And forge on my friend....dodgy keyboard and all....

Jay said...

I throw a hissy fit every time my friends says she's 'eating tea'. It's a wonder I still talk to her.

Lever said...

Eating tea, having tea, tea time, tea break, tea's up, tea, char, splosh, brew, cuppa. Nice :)

Better than Latté - what a gay name. Give me tea or give me death, that's what Franklin said, so you lot should have more tea!

Mummy/Crit said...

edging my way back into the virtual world...good to hear that others have the comunication problems shared by myself and the beloved...no examples forthcoming. tired now.

BeckyBumbleFuck said...

Jay:
*high Fives*
Thank you, babe.

My Lever:
I read all that....erm...Get it sorted. *stamps foot*

(*grin*)

Mummy/Crit:
HI!!! Awww...Cheers, babe. We're in the same boat, and certainly prefer sharing than doing it alone!