Thursday, August 04, 2005

Triple B and Looty Lovekins: Noel Notes

Noel to Mom: Your bummie's so BIG. My bummies so little.

(Noelspeak code: bummie=ass and BIG=grown-up....or so I like to tell

myself...*wink* *schedules in an extra run, just in case*)



Noel to Mom, again: You look so shiny, mama.

(Noelspeak code: shiny=good-to-me....not "dear god, please get some

soap for the oily-skin issue on your forehead.....!"



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Tuesday.

BBFK arrives to pick up Noel. Noel runs to get Big Boy Bryant and

holding his hand, insists that he needs to come over to her house.

Triple B's Mom enters and negotiations begin for the "BIG HANGOUT".

Sensing that progress is being made, Triple B and Noel jump up and

down, shouting "YAY!" while still holding hands. Discussion of

logistics ensue between the Moms, during which Triple B insists that

he stay over "a very long time", while Noel starts haggling for a

sleepover. The sleepover idea is immediately refuted and the proper

etiquette is explained. The first date is a dinner only; sleepovers

need to happen later in the relationship. ;)



Wednesday:

Triple B and Noel have their first date.

Much jumping, toy-sharing, chalk-drawing, and Spiderman-viewing ensue.

Over homemade pepperoni pizza with a side of fresh carrots, Noel

offers to "tip" (code for "let's toast") and Triple B raises his glass

and says, "Cheers!". Plans for "BIG HANGOUT PART II: BIG BOY BRYANT'S

HOUSE" are discussed before the night is over.

Daddy comes to pick up Triple B, and Triple B is so distressed about

leaving Noel, he's not able to return a hug.



Thursday:

Noel returns the truck that Triple B had left at Noel's house.

9 comments:

Sassy said...

Aww...too cute!

Wait until they learn about the cootie factor, that's something that never goes away.

rebekah said...

big bummies are vastly underrated - you tell her if she get's lucky, she'll have one too when she gets older ...

have you planned the wedding yet ?

ah, young love ...

:)

searchingforMrDarcy said...

Well NOel has good taste. He is very cute.
Oh if only dating was still that simple.

BeckyBumbleFuck said...

Fishlamp:
1.) *laughing....* Hmmmm, I'm not sure if it rolls of the tongue the same way....
2.) *grin*
3.) Triple B is a lucky boy, indeed.

Anna:
*nods + serious tone* Yeah, cooties are serious stuff. I think i may need to have a Mom-daughter discussion tonight on that. I think they're even internet-transferrable, 'cause I'm sure I got some English variety that way..... *laughing....*

Keeefer:
Awww. *pats head + cheekily adds in a pseudo-helpful tone* Maybe you didn't have the biggest truck? And Noel was sure to return the truck, 'cause I saw through Triple B's manuever and made sure it was sent back. ;) I *know* I ruined his plan...

Rebekah:
Aw, I'm sure Noel's bummie will turn out to be bummie-licious, no worries. Course, as her Mom I'm paid to say that. ;)

And girl, don't tease me like that...you know my heart can't take it. My 9-yr-younger sister *just* got married as it is.... ;)

BeckyBumbleFuck said...

SFMD:
Yeah, he's a heartbreaker and a ladies man. When asked who he would like to have sleepover, Noel is at the top of the list of 4 other ladies. No boys were noted.

And you're telling me, on the dating front. But based on recent developments, I can recommend that maybe you should go British, SFMD..... *big wink*

searchingforMrDarcy said...

Yes I do love a man with an accent!

uh oh triple B seems to be a player. Watch out.

Mummy/Crit said...

Wow, those stories were lovely! I'm waiting for D'Arcy to get better socialised and start having friends. The only other child he remotely likes is one who is almost three years younger than he is, but he does love her a lot...

And fishlamp, I'm with you on #3....

Lever said...

OK, I don't know whether to go down the "cute" path or just laugh... I mean, they look damn cuddly but the volume they generated between them at the time was pretty awesome, so I'm not fooled ;) *laughing*

LOL Anyways, it's not how BiG your truck is, it's what you do with it, right treble-B? :)

BeckyBumbleFuck said...

SFMD:
ha ha! Suckkker!! Accents get ya, huh?.....oh, wait....*eyes glaze over at the muscial sound of the British accent*

Keeefer:
Um, was I that transparent somewhere? I'm sure I meant "simply *divine*", whatever I was saying....
;)

Mummy/crit:
Yeah I'm convinced that D'arcy and Noel need to rendezvous...it would be unbearably cute and funny. So, do you have a highly thorough and complicated method devised to screen the little girls that line up for D'arcy? *wink* Let me know if ya find something that works.

My Lever:
Yeah, you've experienced the terrible, horrible truth...they're cute, but they can induce deafness...

Wow, and you were actually listening to me at some point *wink*...that's right, dear, it iS how you use it. *big gold star for Lever*