I'm in *that* sort of mood. I just literally spilled some milk and thought, "ah, that felt refreshing on my foot." *laughing at self...*
I managed to escape work unscathed today. At the end, it was like someone released a rottweiler into a small den of cats. I just gathered my belongings, slunk out as quietly as possible, and left the ladies to stew in their own self-loathing that gets reflected in their bitch-ass behavior.
Today's observation, as I walked down the treacherous walk between my work and Noel's school, was that the cops around these here parts are particularly useless. I've had dealings with them several times now, but were they around when an SUV hit Noel and I as we strolled down the street?(No); were they present when an SUV was inches away from my body as I walked across the pedestrian walk? (NO!); and finally were they present as 2, mind you-two cars!!, drove in the wrong direction down the one way street yesterday? Um, yeah, the cop was practically flirting with the ladies, judging by the glances exxhanged...I guess that would be why he did NOTHING about it. Bleah to that. I'm sure he'll be around to throw tickets on parked cars tomorrow, though.
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3 years ago
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hm i've always been sort of leery when it comes to cops. i live in the south, and used to live near an area rife with KKK so i'm used to Dukes of Hazzard-esque cops, good ol' boys who like to pull over people for being brown (it started to get where i was thinking of pulling a michael jackson just to get it to stop) ... but hey, milk on your toes! there's something that doesnt happen everyday ...
perhaps train the sheep to be robocop types?? i can see that ... big armies of sheep protecting the streets ... oooh the possibilities ...
and just like that he bursts my balloon of hope
:(
goodbye, sheep cop dream, goodbye ...
Yeah, can ya imagine if sheepdogs got into the wrong hands? The sheep-cops would be herded off and there'd be some crazy crime spree.
Uhh, wait. Did I really just succomb to that wack-ass conversation that sprouted up on my comment section like the mold that recently and suspiciously appeared on my bedroom wall? Mind you, *bedroom* wall! I digress....
*big grin*
Blog on....*sniff* apparently I'm not even needed
[to self: good! where'd i leave my book, then....] ;)
sheesh Rebekah! Ya even snuck in a new comment while I was replying. *another grin*
I was trying to use the internet to jog my memory of those little animal-shaped things that used to be big gift items as a kid. You'd water them and they would grow grass. You could cut it like hair....please tell me I'm not crazy and you remember this too?!
ahh you just wish youd come up with the sheepy idea your self :P
that is two words, by the way. really. your self. heh
are you talking about Chia pets? i never had one but i like the commercials ...
*content sigh*
Chia pets....yessss...! I never had one either, but I seem to recall that they came in sheep-shape....
That sounded funny.
*pats back*
then laughing...."sheepy idea"....you can be ultra-cute, girl.
well thank ya :)
they also came in shapes of like, puppies and things, if i remember right ... and of a dude with hair that you could cut when you trimmed the grass off his head ... i think. once in awhile i catch a commercial on Nick at Nite or something ... oh but you dont have cable ... poor you. the grass seed mixture stuff looks like boogers ... hehehehehe
Yeah, Keefer, wasn't it Philip K Dick who wrote "Do Rebeccas dream of Electric Cop Sheep?" ???
well i dont know about other rebeccas but i do ... and the dreams haunt me ...
Johnny crash:
*big smile* Thanks...
Yeah, as I was shaking like a leaf, the dude offered me a cup of coffee as compensation. Apparently the blinking sign on my forehead that read ADRENALINE! was not clear to him.
I said no.
Keeefer:
*tsk* Look at you....pretending that you're not along for the ride AND loving it...
My Lever:
Um. *laughs*
Nice one, babes. Apparently the answer is yes, aye? ALthough, I'm not sure I saw that book on the shelves...that's the follow to "Do Androids Dream....."? *wink*
Rebekah:
Morning, girl. Is the party at my blog today? Does that mean I have to post something new and witty? ;)
Party at BBFK's place yeah... OK, where's everybody else? And should we be callin' ya BeckyBumbleWeed now? (well spotted Keeefer ;) )
Rebekah: Huanted? By RoboCop Sheep? "You have 20 seconds to comply..."
My BBFK: Ooops! Sorry girl, forgot where I was for a mo there... *big wink*
yes, lever, save me ... from ... myself ... i had a weird ass dream this morning during my morning return-to-bed nap, and it ended in sheep cops. so haha, i actually did dream about it. you freaky people have got to get out of my head ...
no pressure to be witty, or anything else, beck :) 1 - you already are, and 2 - i never am. so *shrug* ... i'll just be ridiculous. i'm good at it, apparently.
Clever-girl,
Hmmmm, well if we have *that* much influence on your dreams girl, then dream about jumping JAck WHite at a concert in NYC and taking him home...and then do it. *wink*
*innocent smile*
*shakes head* This whole name mangling thing. I mean you're taking my name in vain, practically....laughing...
Huh, think yourself lucky, sweetheart, nobody's heard the other version... yet *another big wink*
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