1.) Boy Insight: I recently learned that when my friend thinks, "Oh, I wonder what this girl from my past is up to now...", he does a google *image* search, in case they swtitched to a porn star career path. Nice...he's an optimist. Most people assume that old flames bulged out and wrinkled up as they hit their metabolism-wall and rounded their upper thirties....
2.) Sales mentality: In an effort to get me to buy matching underwear, a sales clerk pulled out all the stops. She wasn't thwarted by "I don't wear thongs." No. She then pitched the ole', "This is a great starter thong!" idea. Wha? There are *trainer* thongs? Is this like a trainer bra or those rubber spoons and forks babies use when they first start eating solid food? Oh, and I love the idea that you could be hooked on wearing thongs. "This one will get you started, but then you won't be able to stop! Your whole way of life will soon change..."
3.) The first thing out of the lips of my babe this morning was, "I'm making a muscle!", as she put her arm in the air and flexed..er...well, I'm assuming there was flexing. It's hard to tell on a 3-yr-old. I was still impressed. ;)
Pa
3 years ago
7 comments:
I'm sorry, but I think it's high time you discovered the joys of thong-dom (what are you, 14?!?). I am a little baffled at the "starter thong" idea though.
thongs are wrong. evil and wrong. my ass cringes at the thought ...
i bet her muscles are bigger than mine ... cute thing ...
LMAO... so you'll have fully mastered the thong by the time I turn up huh? You'll have to show me what you can do with it...
B: "Hey look, Lever, I can do *this*..."
L: "OMG" *faints*
Kat e:
AH, today I'm prudish, yesterday the writing was too steamy for your taste. Maybe your thong is wedged too tight....? ;)
Rebekah:
Girl, I like how you think! ;) Personally, I prefer to avoid underwear that makes me think about my ass all day.
Noel's been trying to look good for her Big Boy Bryant. When I dropped her off this morning, he stood there patiently waiting for her to play. Last week, when I picked her up I caught her wearing his varsity jacket...er...well, fleece cardigan. *wink* This romance is heartbreakingly adorable...
My Lever:
Did I *say* that I procured a thong, my wishful-thinking boy? *laughing...* I don't want to throw you into a state of shock by wearing one. I'm just looking out for your welfare... ;)
Hiya Becks,
Looks like all is as it should be in the land of BumbleFuck. I can always count on you for such astute observations!
pre-school love is sweet :)
i'm anti-love today ... i'm still in it; turns out he's not ...
Was it the Hanky Panky 4608 or something like that? There was an article in the Wall Street Journal about it a while back. Someone actually said it was "like butter," which, if anything could be more disturbing than a thong itself, that would be it.
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