Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Brace yourselves

Wow, I just read that this coming Monday, January 24th is predicted to the worst day of the year. It's very scientific in fact. It was based on this calculation:

day of misery = 1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA

(Where W is weather, D is debt - minus the money (d) due on January's pay day - and T is the time since Christmas. Q is the period since the failure to quit a bad habit, M stands for general motivational levels and NA is the need to take action and do something about it.)

I think a national holiday should be declared.

1 comment:

Jay said...

Stay home. Make hot cocoa, and if necessary, hide under the bed.

And for goodness sake, do not answer the phone!!