My blankie, my penis

OK, well it's obviously not *mine*-it was sorta borrowed, which begs the question: "Should you really be "borrowing* that sort of thing?" I mean isn't it gross to give it back half-used? As a matter of principle, don't you think you should prevent it's future acquisition in a second-hand store? And CAN you clean it *enough*, really? (Most of Jay's readers think not.) Anyways, here's a perspective on it....